windsong27:
Aw Muldur <sob> I've tried to get a man <sniff> but they seem to run away when they discover I'm addicted to stale Twinkies.
teambanzai:
HOLY SHIT! Have you ever seen a Gremlin go that fast?
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
rrrrrrrRRRAcewaaaaYYY PARK!
UpSky2:
Flight Simulator 2003 now comes with Blurry Eyes After Coffee, Oxycontin Side Effects Vision, Sunlight Dazzle, and Sleazy Opthalmalogist Got My Glasses Wrong Again settings.
eber3:
And I refuse to buy waffles from the back of a truck!
eber3:
SpongeBob's trip to the track ended badly.
keyz88:
Hasselhoff breaks into a song to subdue his enemies...
TyranoturkeyRex:
Yeah, I bought it off a guy named Herman Munster.
keyz88:
Michael & the "Duke" boys air out their differences when the local bar has "80's TV Star Car" night...
windsong27:
A talking car, why Michael I had no idea you were a ventriloquist too besides being an astronaut & brain surgeon.
windsong27:
Next on Martha Stewart Living, Martha shows you how to make enough lime jello to feed the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
keyz88:
Meanwhile... at Snoop Dogg's driveway... you have to use your fog lights & refrain from inhaling too deep...