Datazoid1701:
You're special, Bettylou. The way your furry green antlers shine in the sunlight.
Misturkey_Grant:
*Number of times we've planted drugs on a suspect: 2,714*
Misturkey_Grant:
With so many deaths you'd think they would have outlawed the Kiwanis Crib.
wd40:
Annual number of deaths due to solid steel interior construction and saber like radio knobs, priceless.
144butterball:
Well, me & Lumpy chuched the numbers & this is what we came up with? So, can we like get that grant now?
Datazoid1701:
Get close to the screen. Cross your eyes just a little. There, do you see it? It's William Shatner slicing a cherry pie into four equal parts.
Misturkey_Grant:
Golem pledges Lamda Sigma Gamma.
GibletsNoir:
"We, the Kiwanis, pledge to increase these deaths in the coming year! We will not rest until there are more deaths than ever for you, the citizens of our fair city!!"
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
"Albuquerque Avenue -- there's our turn honey!"
UnReality:
"We were somewhere around Mayberry, on the edge of the town, when the drugs began to take hold."
Amon:
PUMAT of Tom Selleck, Les Nessman, and Odo.
UnReality:
"Nice ta meetcha. Wanna wrassle?" "Daaaaaddy!"