turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
"But sir! I have a question! How can you be so sure that these Russians exist? What?" *whisper* "I mean leprechauns!"
Datazoid1701:
"My guuuumm!" "Well, gee, if you'd shut your mouth once and while. Was it Spearmint or Fruit?"
Misturkey_Grant:
Nuclear war is narrowly averted after President Eisenhower mistakes the state dinner for Kruschev with the roast for Joey Bishop.
DuncanDisorderly:
"Dude, I think the blotter's really kickin' in!!!!!!!!!!"
Misturkey_Grant:
Is that what they're calling free hookers now?
beckett:
"and the Circle Jerk is born!"
wd40:
Oh for the love of God, Gregory, put your pants on!
DuncanDisorderly:
"Yup. I was just kinda hangin' out in that bell tower up there, cleanin' ma gun, when my brother Zeke says, 'Bet ya can't hit one them kids."
Misturkey_Grant:
~Do you know fellatio? ~No, but if you hum a few bars...
Datazoid1701:
Too much Slider marathon. Must pull away. Must find medication. Must... must...
Misturkey_Grant:
The janitorial department has too much middle management.
wd40:
All I want to know is when am I in charge of moving the cheese!