Indomitus:
Man, the meals in coach are pretty small these days.
Equinox365:
They're new! Gary Coleman sized TV dinners.
RazielArcanum:
"When she gets angry, the projectile dildo comes out."
Nos4a2:
"Hi. We're here from The Church of the Subgenius and for a small fee you too can be ordained."
beckett:
"We found this in Miss Plaster Caster's effects... we think it was Hendrix's."
beckett:
"Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson's hair ask you to give to the Ignited Negro College Fund."
beckett:
"Say, did you see that kid gruntin' like a monkey on Linkletter's show... whatta RIOT!"
beckett:
"I was framed I tells ya!"
beckett:
"Sen. Kennedy, it looks like your double booked with the Grim Reaper and a crack whore... whom shall I send in first?"
beckett:
"How 'bout pickin' up some litter Mom, I got a load your not gonna believe."
turkey-ina-wickerbasket:
"I'm innocent! They got me in here on some bullsh**!"
beckett:
"Slowly, sleathily the bananas moved into position to make the kill."