evetsggod:
so, how many coats of shellac did bessie need?
Generik:
"Catch her! Kill her! Kill the skating WIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHH!!!"
jondapicam:
Kill her! She drew the black rock!
screaming_indigestion:
Wear a suit in Kentucky and the whole town flees in panic.
echostation:
"Run! It's Godzilla!"
Dante83:
I've long dreamed of dining directly off a bull's ass." "How is this simulation?" "Slightlu unfulffilling, but it will do for now."
sanspants:
"a toast... to banging stewardesses in the lavey at 4000 feet." "I'll drink to that."
jondapicam:
Presenting the Mo-Moo 3000.
UnReality:
Little did they know, tiny little Greeks were hidden inside the cow.
echostation:
"It's just a fake cow until mom says I'm old enough for a real one..."
sanspants:
the hardest part of debarking is having to carry the passed-out pilots off the plane.
echostation:
"C'mon up, there's one seat left on the Vomit-Go-Round.."