Chebby:
Looking for the gorilla.
jondapicam:
No wonder they lose your luggage all the time.
UnReality:
"My operator headset. Why, what are *you* wearing?"
Dante83:
You know, this two ply paper really has a lot of uses. Just don't RE-USE it.
echostation:
"It's official, gentlemen. According to my readouts, Mr. T really IS helluva tough!"
sanspants:
.o(hmmm. according to my calculations, the square root of the tarmac minus the polynomial cubed over 3 really does equal a man on the wing of the plane...)
jondapicam:
Now I pull the rip cord, and it starts up just like a lawn mower.
TyranoturkeyRex:
Where's the gorilla?
Dante83:
"Ground control, we seem to have marshmallows on the runway, over." "Oh, you don't want yours with marshmallows?, Over"
screaming_indigestion:
"Colonel Austin's crashed again, but I guess we can rebuild him, right?"
sanspants:
"a long time ago, on a tarmac far, far away..."
screaming_indigestion:
Upon the order of "Anchors aweigh", the president was promptly thrown overboard.