evetsggod:
so... what should I j.o. to first?
Indomitus:
Robert Downey jr's Playboy collection is quite impressive, and he shows it to every woman who stops by. "This one's my favorite... Hey look, there's you!"
evetsggod:
i'm going to john carradine the hell out of you!
evetsggod:
i guess we know what thom yorke is for halloween
evetsggod:
mind-blowing hallucinations? sci-fi me!
Indomitus:
In today's episode, the role of the shark will be played by a gaggle of drunken Snorks...
evetsggod:
damn, even the pool has a glass ceiling! you just can't win...
Indomitus:
Whiplash. Broken glass. Contusions. Skull fractures. SCI-FI!!!!!!!
Indomitus:
"I'm sorry. I can't do it. I just can't become *totally* Traci Lords."
Indomitus:
Just think of all the bugs, squirrels and little old ladies who have bought it on this very grill
Indomitus:
Dick Cheney? (*had* to cap this one...)
porpoise:
You've got a little hair gel there.