galyon:
Richie Sambora The Mullett Hunter
fut:
It's not what you think... he's a good listener
sanspants:
.oO(Got my lighter fluid, some matches, and that guinea pig from the Blockbuster commercials on my shoulder. What else could I possibly need?)
Torghoul:
"Pork. It's the other white date-MEAT! I mean meat of course! heh heh!
Buffoon:
.oO note to self... Next time, bring some rubber gloves.
Buffoon:
"Well... Mah name is Clem. Ah'm single. And a virgin, unless ya count sex with cousins..."
Torghoul:
"I really like pigs. These pigs are my friends. In fact, a couple of them are my girlfriends."
Indomitus:
~All guests of this show we transported via Quasimoto Buslines. When you're in a time crunch, ride the bus with the hunch. Quasimoto Buslines."
TyranosaurisWeen:
Ratso Rizzo helps maintain humidity on the bus trip by wetting his pants.
Indomitus:
"Pssst... Hey, pal... Did you bring any aspirin? No? How about gerbils? Did you bring any gerbils? Aardvarks? Do you have any aardvarks in your trousers?"
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"The flower symbolises my virginity." "That's a shocker."
TyranosaurisWeen:
Hello. I'm Jon Voight. Wanna fuck me for twenty bucks?