TyranosaurisRex:
Even plumbing fixtures taste good when grilled on the George Foreman Lean Mean Grillin' Machine!
MSTzilla:
"A pepper shaker took its own life today leaping from a sidwalk cafe table. A note was found blaming the salt shaker. An investigation is pending."
Indomitus:
Bigger, faster machinery! Just think of all the dismemberment possibilities!!
TyranosaurisRex:
I like this. I don't have the slightest idea what it is, but I like it.
DangerKitty:
"Stupid square peg! Go in the round hole!"
MSTzilla:
Spielberg sent hundreds of Indian stand-ins to their death before deciding to use computer animation for the mine cart scene in "The Temple of Doom."
CrazyBob:
And starring God as Little Red Riding Hood
MSTzilla:
Dozens of Christine cubes are melted down to make one Killdozer.
CrazyBob:
The hash brownies were hung from the mantlewith care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon wood be there.
CrazyBob:
Earl! Isn't that your wooden leg you got the LAST time your leg got stuck in the mauler?
CrazyBob:
Workers toil long into the night to complete the new Iron Maiden album.
Indomitus:
...but it's a PRECISELY MACHINED cupcake he's putting in there.