Evanauto:
Take the long probe marked "audio" and shove it in you eye
freak-o-d-week:
"And since you're a low-level employee, we're presenting you with this copper watch, instead."
Beckett:
"Fuckin' chads!"
Dante83:
Gentlemen, this phone didn't die of natural causes...
windsong27:
Let's see... Debbie Does Dallas... Debbie Does Dallas II... Debbie Does Houston on Her Return Trip to Dallas...
windsong27:
It's about time. At every cocktail party I attend, that's all I hear is "When is Ziploc going to redesign those little plastic bags."
windsong27:
"You're not Woody Allen!" And you're not Raquel Welch! This 'What's For Lunch' dating service sucks.
windsong27:
Wow. There sure are a lot of buttons and switches. I wonder what this one that reads "WARNING" does?
busterkeaton:
"One day I'm going to be a legal prosecutor even if I have to work on a night court!"
windsong27:
Dang, this cheap Wal-Mart girdle keeps on riding up on me!
busterkeaton:
The side of Markie Post young men in the 70's REALLY wanted to see!
amycamustein:
A young Lawrence Olivier practices for his role as Shakespeare's Eddie, Tormentor of the Beav.