jebus:
"Do you think I have the whole Nick Nolte look down?"
amycamus:
The premiere of John Cage's "Concerto for 75 Stenographers and a Stern School Marm in D Minor and B Flat Major"
Plastic_Duck:
"SCORE! Cheap crap to fill the void in my lifeless and empty corporate soul!"
Halfmech:
Naturally, we unpacked the most important things first. Like the TV... then the X-Box... then "Halo." We'll get to the food sometime next week.
jildo:
Oh, yeah, this is goin' straight up my ass!
EricWallace:
This new digital turd image technology gets better all the time!
Halfmech:
Where you, too, can learn to buzz your neighbours in a makeshift UFO, annoying the crap out of network television!
shankenstein:
"We don't allow black states to ride on this bus."
XeroCewl:
"This is a POWER mustache and you WILL be afraid!"
EnochTheWalkingDead:
Hang on a second, I think my consciousness is slipping into the Matrix...
blameshifter:
"New, from the makers of Dingleberries, Cling!"
blameshifter:
"Are you a blackie? A wetback? A redneck? Does this look familar? Of course it does!"