SuperToast2201:
"...okay... uh-huh... get milk... butter... nuclear warheads... scud launchers... yeah. Gocha. Take care now. Buh-bye."
YibbleGuy:
"It's a telephone!" "It's a sex toy!" "Telephone!" "Sex toy!" "Hey, you two--it's a telephone AND a sex toy!"
Mr_Grant:
At the Hummer dealership: Mr. Johnson orders the undercoat AND the handjob.
Mr_Grant:
Leak investigation, day 222: The White House number is made unlisted for security reasons.
lil_amish_BOO:
Leak investigation, day 300: The ladies at the White House switchboard are sent to Guantanamo Bay as "possible leaking terrorists."
amycamus:
Leak investigation, day 224. A silver bullet casing is found next to a dead vampire, and a decision is made to bring in Anne Rice as a consultant to Justice.
Indomitus:
Just think about all the porn that will one day travel over these very phone lines...
Mr_Grant:
Leak investigation, day 316: Ashcroft narrows the hunt to a rural pumpkin field...
YibbleGuy:
George A. Romero's "Night Of The Living Fred Sanfords."
TyranosaurisWeen:
<Bumper sticker on back of truck< Gray Davis doesn't drive Hummers. He gives them.
amycamus:
Leak investigation, day 452. Presidential election is finally rescheduled for May of 2014, after Ashcroft concludes that leaker or leakers may in fact NOT be hiding in local election offices.
Indomitus:
Leak investigation, Day 2: John Ashcroft goes to see "Deep Throat". No clues there, he just likes Deep Throat.