clover:
So the whole Battle for the Earth was for a Porn descrabbler?
Xigeous:
107 Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters later...
porpoise:
Your turn with the choppers, Eleanor.
Lanzman:
*WHUMP* "Stupid door!"
Klatuu:
Roar. I'm a lion. Roar.
GersonK:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Alien Conquerer Theater. "Uh oh, the doors are closing, better hurrry... oooh an empiral pennny" *thwack*
Agent_Moldy:
"I see Griblok, and Vixnorg, and Trkzyk, and...
animebabe:
"E.T. phone home... and get your little muppet assed friends to take out John Travolta or I cut off the Reeses Pieces.
Kortan:
Elliot doesn't tell E.T. where that finger has been.
Indomitus:
*touch* *Elliot's finger burns to a cinder* Kind of odd change for the special edition of E.T.
Klatuu:
Actors star in original series. Tarzan fired as promo producer.
Lanzman:
Emergency shipments of conditioner and blow dryers are rushed to the set.