echostation:
The mysterious mating ritual of parallel lines...
Joshua_the_samurai:
It it turns blue your pregnant!
sanspants:
the best thing since sliced beer.
Joshua_the_samurai:
The Podunk county police could only afford one half a cruiser
The_Seer:
Kathie Lee Gifford is pushed over the edge.
The_Seer:
A typical MTV viewer's reaction to the Britney and Madonna kiss.
The_Seer:
"Dick Cheney is not our President? Uh yeah, of course I knew that."
Indomitus:
.oO(Why can't I have a cool car like David Hasselhoff?)
E_the_E:
"Up here's where I keep my copy of Man magazine."
gleeb:
Finally, I've done it! I've extracted pure essence of pornography! Hollywood will pay through the nose for this!
amycamus:
On the set of "L'Avventura", Michelangelo Antonioni tells the cast to stand around looking bored for an hour, then yells "CUT!"
BStarr13:
Are those Bagel Boy jeans you're wearing?