AbortionIsMurder:
"The children of the night, vhat music they... uh oh! I seen to haf forgotten to flush the toilet!"
evetsggod:
Joel finally gets some quality time with the lite-brite
AbortionIsMurder:
"Just don't forget to put ze toilet seat down!"
BoyHowdy:
AKA "Our Normal Lineup of Programs"
AbortionIsMurder:
Is it wise to be encouraging kids to play with gasoline?
BoyHowdy:
Editting by Norelco. The first blade lifts and separates the titles, and the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth rip them to shreds.
evetsggod:
....and then the meatloaf ascended into heaven
evetsggod:
tinkertoys, eh? yeah, i got your tinkertoys right here, kid
klutzka:
With new Fun Fuel, your cars gas tank will feel like theres a party inside and everyones invited!
AbortionIsMurder:
Some people make an art out of peeing in Pampers!
evetsggod:
lower, lower.... yeah, that's good
evetsggod:
dammit, doris, stop begging! people food is bad for you!