Angel_Noir:
"What do we got, Frank?" "Someone set this bush on fire." "NO ONE HAS DEFILED ME, I AM THY LORD!" "Any witnesses?" "Bunch of people down the mountain. Mo-something is leading them."
Beckett:
"Aw... SHIT! Get the General on the horn! They're about to invade Upper Sandusky, OHIO!"
WEIRD_1:
This is the first step in making Tampax brand tampons. Next we will see the cotton puller-fluffer in action
WEIRD_1:
next, the vibrator liner is tested to see if it is water tight
WEIRD_1:
"looks like the cat has installed a gunning tower on the food dish
Indomitus:
The latest in Dubya's "War on Terrorism": the heavily armed and armored Coffee Pot X3000. Because if they get our coffee, the terrorists have won.
WEIRD_1:
for the science fair, little Kenny Lynch has entered an atomic bomb
Wyzeguy79:
It had to happen sooner or later: The DeLorean from "Back to the Future" gets pulled over for speeding.
klutzka:
"Rousdower?"
bannerman:
That's the Bald-Signal! I must go to action!!
klutzka:
"Rabid squirrel! Rabid squirrel!... Get it off!! Get it off!!
klutzka:
"I dont know what to do Mr Jones.Your mother has been doing doughnut's on the living room carpet for the past three hour's."