Indomitus:
Dateline 1950s... America's top scientists develop plans to put a Tinkertoy into orbit...
Generik:
Earth Mother Maidenform: Lifts and separates on three continents.
Indomitus:
*Not Mars.
Generik:
A confused George Bush identifies a brand new Axis of Evil.
Generik:
The latest Guinness World Book of Records illustrates the longest Frisbee skip-shot ever... not likely to be outdone soon.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Hitchus, the ancient Greek god of Showing a Little Leg.
Indomitus:
Nevermind the hurricanes. It's those damn Big Bad Wolves you have to watch out for.
Indomitus:
The awe-inspiring Ron "the Beast" Perlman monument. And 20 feet to the left: the Linda Hamilton statue.
Indomitus:
Leave it to Billy to tail-whip Timmy right into the pier.
Generik:
"...and Marv took this slide while standing on the base of the Linda Hamilton statue. Oh, you should have seen it! It was almost as big as the Ron Perlman monument."
Generik:
Visitors come from miles around to observe the World
Generik:
Visitors come from miles around to observe the World's Largest Rolled Playdough Snake. (Damn fat fingers on the return key!)