TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
And a warm front of Good N Plenties is sweeping down from the Rockies and working its way east
MilkboxLarry:
Meteorologists were dumbfounded by the proliferation of skid marks on the Eastern seaboard...
Angel_Noir:
Although few historians will admit it, the borders of America were drawn by George Washington's five year old.
gleeb:
Here we can see purple things being drawn, inescapably to Elizabeth, New Jersey. No one knows why.
Angel_Noir:
Towards the end, Bob Ross just stopped trying. "Fuck the 'happy trees'! Fuck them in the ass!"
Generik:
"I wonder if I pour acid on this Celine Dion record if it will somehow absolve me of all my sins..."
jack_routers:
Watch out, they're skeet surfing right below ya!
jack_routers:
See?
Generik:
Meanwhile, in Crawford, Texas, the "president" shows off his newest toy: a nuclear barbecue starter. "Gol-dang, Trent, that starts a fire like you ain't never seen before! Check out these ribs!"
Indomitus:
You can see here on this chart the correlation of "stuff" (on the horizontal axis) and "things" (on the vertical axis)...
jack_routers:
Adjusting for inflation... that's a fifth of a trillion increase in 1925! The debt ain't any worse than it's always been!
jack_routers:
DATELINE -- Masachusetts Institute of Technology. Engineers have perfected what they call 'sliced bread'. Dr. T. Herman Weecil described it as 'the best thing since cholera-free water'.