MSTzilla:
"I'm running for office in California on the platform... here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and here's all the people..."
Nodrog_CRC:
If this was a Bujold fan fic, there'd be a severed head in that bag.
gleeb:
Detroit: Nearly 35 years without horrible, city-destroying riots!
Angel_Noir:
"Gee... an oversized color map of my prostate... thanks?"
gleeb:
Gentlemen, I say to you we have too much salsa and not enough blue-corn tortilla!
Nodrog_CRC:
"Sir, when the President said he wanted to go Beaver hunting, I don't think this is what he meant."
Indomitus:
Woody Harrelson and Kim Basinger in the long-awaited "Spys Like Us 2: Korea Opportunities"
The_Gray_Zombie:
And from here, we monitor all that's going on in order to protect the free world... Hey, are you guys capping, again?
The_Gray_Zombie:
I think we need more Windex.
gleeb:
Here at ScreenDoorSys, Inc., we're building a bug-free tomorrow!
Datazoid1701:
And the forecast for today is rain on my weather map.
Angel_Noir:
It wasn't the fact that Doug had a full sized replica of Chewbacca's prison cell on Bespin in his basement that creeped people out. It was his Lando costume, the one with the buttless chaps.