ThePillarOfLight:
Then he told me of the significance... "It will be significant."
Moatas:
"What's this? 'men think of sex every 15 seconds'? Well, fuck me and call me Shirley."
Moatas:
...helping men get in and out of tight places for over twenty years
GizM:
Why We Can't Kick British Petroleum's Ass
GizM:
Today on Changing Rooms: Jawas!
SamuraiJill:
Isn't it about time for the giant spider puppet to attack?
SamuraiJill:
Gandalf the Gray, Gandalf the White, and now Gandalf the Black with Action Grip and Fireball Throwing Fists!
SamuraiJill:
Sorry honey, you're just not tall enough to be a Cher impersonator. Try down at the Tonya Harding House.
sanspants:
oh, my. satan's penis doesn't look happy. not at all. maybe he needs a cute little puppy. to eat.
SamuraiJill:
Damnit Bill! Turn off your headlights!!
sanspants:
"behold my thrusting pecks and bulging area for they are mighty!"
sanspants:
...involving one very ornate toilet.