JohnSteed:
Ansel Adam's "Boobies"
Mercutio_Jones:
No son of mine is going to be a frikken modern artist! Throw this damn thing away now, Pablo!
Propdude:
Ahhh! Carnies! Small hands... smell of cabbage!!
Propdude:
Girl with lopesided breast looking for man with lopesided head...
stareater:
Tragically, a riot broke out over the 6 ballons left at the carnival. Several casualties were reported.
stareater:
Jane's lopsided breast, along with Rex's lopsided head, combined to create a crosswind that spoiled Jane's attempt at blowing out all her candles.
Propdude:
Grandma could'nt understand why her shadow was lopesided. Silly old woman.
Moatas:
Momma tried to help her lopp-headed son with his school work, but just ended up getting a crik in her neck.
Moatas:
"I'm just telling ya, boy. You shouldn't go on and pass those 'lopp-neck' genes to future generations, that's all."
Moatas:
"Dear Penthouse Advisor; I never thought the letters in your magazine were real until I read one about being 'lopp-headed'..."
Indomitus:
Uh-oh, granpa's trying to get out of the nursing home again. Should we tell him the fence is electrified? Nah.
Pumaman1138:
"I just had this whacked out dream about Cybil Shepard..."