Mercutio_Jones:
"Got any threes?" "Go fish!"
Zee:
"Hi, yes, I am death and I have visited upon you and I'm running for state representative!"
TrezKu:
"I've already sent the 8th Air Force to scower the countryside for my hair..."
Indomitus:
.oO(I've been on this balcony for 3 hours. Why won't anyone throw me any beads?)
Mercutio_Jones:
Hi everybody. My name is Dwight D. Eisenhower, and the first song I want to do at Pentagon karaoke night is "I Fought the Law" by the Bobby Fuller Five... o/'breaking rocks in the...
Mercutio_Jones:
Unfortunately, Soviet steroid programs made them invincible thumb wrestlers
Indomitus:
and a Girder. Brought to you by Underwire Sport Bras: made of the same stuff as most buildings, and just as rigid.
Enapov:
No thanks, had some with dinner last night... Still full up with them...
TyranosaurisRex:
If it ain't corked, greased, or shot full of novocaine, it ain't sports.
Mercutio_Jones:
Yankee training camp was disrupted today by sudden gusts of gravity
Enapov:
BEER!!
jildo:
This damn well better be important, Revere! I was masturbatin'!