Mercutio_Jones:
Whoa, they found the missing ballots for Gore finally!
Tsunade:
Call now and we'll also throw in our "All-you-can-download" porn package!
Tsunade:
What's with the pink armband? Did she join the Barbie party? Did her Mary Kay rep die?
Indomitus:
-ted monkeys and counting. Project Pointless Endeavor is going exactly according to plan.
Indomitus:
"A full physical checkup, complete with self-conducted anal probe."
Zee:
Garage Door Openers of the 1940s
Indomitus:
The first button is for Comedy Central, the 2nd is CNN, the third is CSPAN, the fifth calls a candy striper, but be careful, because the FOURTH button calls a big guy named Hal who REALLY like you.
Indomitus:
.oO(Um... CNN? No. Cartoon Network? Damn, why's the garage opening? I should've marked the buttons.)
Indomitus:
"Now just relaz and don't panic. There was a leak at the local power plant, and you passed out, but you'll be okay once your hair grows back."
Zee:
Remember: GENTLE PRESSURE!!
Indomitus:
Hello, and welcome to the first day of Olympic Trials at Whack-A-Mole...
Zee:
SuperLaundromat5000