The_Seer:
"No Gary, I don't wanna see your sperm sample."
mr_jocko:
The sales pitch for the "Breast-o-Matic3000" had their full attention.
The_Seer:
Spock is about to give Kirk the biggest shot of penicillin IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
mr_jocko:
"I Know, I was warned... But the more you rub it the nicer it gets!"
BoyHowdy:
"I'll give you an extra $10 if you scream out 'Kiss mah grits!' when we orgasm."
mr_jocko:
The Old man saved William Shatner from one of his former toupees.
Satch_Boogie:
"Check out this new riff I just learned."
BoyHowdy:
"Byew! Byew!" "Pull the trigger, you idiot."
Satch_Boogie:
"I'm gonna sandblast the crap outta this, uh, sand."
KIPPAGE:
"Invest in... Priceline... dot com or... Else!"
BoyHowdy:
"HAHA!! Got the drop on ya with MY disintegrating pistol!! Hmmm... guess it disintegrated..."
_Megatron_:
Not to be confused with Geiko film corp which could save you thousands on your film insurance.