{Ø}:
"You guys get the feeling we are the most boring white people in the history of boring white people?"
Lanzman:
"FBI. Federal Biscuit Investigator. Fork over the dough."
Lanzman:
The family reacted with stunned horror as Aunt Bernice entered the room with a crescent roll on her head.
{Ø}:
Ted Koppel might have been cool in his hay day... maybe
HenryBemis:
"Can't repeat the past? Why of course you can. They're called threads. I heard this delightful PUMAT the other day..."
Lanzman:
.oO"The fools. Let them squabble over their biscuits and crescent rolls. I will make off with the danishes while no-one is looking."Oo.
Lanzman:
Another Saturday night, another domestic disturbance call brought on by a shortage of quality biscuits.
Krycek99:
"Hell buddy! I know where you can find a lot of biscuits, and cresants and doughnuts even!"
{Ø}:
"It's gonna be hard for the three of us to live out of this car, that's why we have to have to organize things. Ted, you sleep in the trunk, Bar--" "How come I gotta sleep in the trunk??"
Lanzman:
"Boomerang? Sir, can I interest you in a quality boomerang today?"
{Ø}:
"I am just *baffled*..the trail of dried blood leads up to this ladder--but then stops. Man, Sherlock Holmes would be baffled. Welp, guess I'll just give up."
{Ø}:
(on cell phone)"Yeah, Dirk Gently please... Dirk, Heya buddy. I was wondering if you could help me, see, this bloodtrail leads to this lad-..you say the guy is at home in his sock drawer? Thanks Dirk."