LauraPrancer:
Duck and cover. The same rule is instilled for volcano erruptions, nucular attacks, and tornados.
MrAtomik:
Watch as Patty Strikes the Match, thrill as she poors the Gasoline, Try to tear your eyes away as the Flames engulf Houses, trees, Even Automobiles and an airplane!
JingleHo:
And she'd be able to do it, too, if she wasn't tied to the pole. Burn the witch! Burn the witch!
JingleHo:
This where they keep the really good marshmallows.
LauraPrancer:
...cut your hand on glass, curl into fetal position from the pain, get engulfed in the flames.
LauraPrancer:
"That's what you get for approaching a police officer sweety. Now go wash the pepper spray out of your eyes."
JingleHo:
Barbeque day at my house. You can never use too much lighter fluid.
JingleHo:
Just a bit longer and it'll be ready for the steaks. You have to wait until the furniture turns white.
StockYingStuffer:
"Afflack!"
TrezKu:
A duck in chicken clothing is still a duck.
StockYingStuffer:
"Rosebud...."
Mistleteus:
ick, it's a waterfowl money shot!!