shankybells:
"What'd you wish for when you blew out the candles , Ying?"
she said i say:
a young Mick Jagger and his bitch o' the moment
Granty_Claus:
Art Linkletter's "Kids Say The Darnedest Thing In Couples Therapy"-- ~She's always nagging me! ~Well he's always watching football! ~Only to get away from you! <CANNED LAFFS>
Viagra:
"Drink your milk kids... The order of the Giant hand commands it.
YingYang:
The Orion's Hand cult dispensed the suicide milk to the kiddy table first...
YingYang:
No, fuckwad! You don't use a salad fork to eat the heart of your enemy! Is this your first day as evil genius or what?!
LauraPrancer:
Yum.... cow intestines. It's German, right?
UnReality:
Hmm. I guess you *will* amount to a hill of beans after all.
cajunclaus:
Today's special: Roast bandersnatch.
shankybells:
"Honey, the roadkill looks delicious tonight!"
LauraPrancer:
"Earthworms *smothered* in butter!" "That butter is gunna make it so gross."
JingleHo:
Hot buttered worms, anyone?