amycamus:
"Sssssssh! We're working!" "But really, don't you think it's strange that Justice Rehnquist has a picture of LENIN in his offices?"
CandyAppleChebby:
"Hmm, science fiction. Hillary for President should be down here."
evetsggod:
I don't know. llamas just confuse me.
Generik:
"You really think if I get up on his table and lift my skirt up over my head he'll ask me to Homecoming?"
TheGhostOfIMissYetToCome:
"Is he lookin' at me, Millie?!" "Nope!" "Am I being obvious that I'd totally like to rock his calculator?!" "I'm eating here, Ethel... okay?!"
Dairaindeer:
...and now, Part II: A Date with the Forensics Team
amycamus:
[silence, silence, silence, silence] "Pass the butter, dear. Oh never mind. I can reach it." [silence, silence, silence, silence]
Generik:
"Would you say the blessing, dear?" "Thank God there aren't two of you. Amen."
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
"You done eating yet? I want to go bump uglies."
YibbleGuy:
They call the painting above the dining room table "Portrait Of Our Marriage."
evetsggod:
can you hear them..... screaming.....? can you?
amycamus:
"And another thing, Chief. Agent 99 said I should ask you about getting that last set of doors fixed."