JingleHo:
"See? You don't need girls. You can do it yourself."
Gowest:
Thank goddness it wasn't that little pedophile Whitman
Generik:
"Dear Penthouse - I can't believe this just happened to me, but I happened to casually unzip my trousers at the same time I was spinning my globe, and... well, all of Indonesia kind of..."
CandyAppleChebby:
"Buffoon! It's for you!"
JingleHo:
Damnit, they burned the titles! The directions clearly say 450 degrees for 45 minutes! MAN!
Dairaindeer:
Even the film's burnt. This doesn't exactly instill confidence...
E_the_SugarPlumFair_E:
Look! Words are forming within Buffoon's ex-wife's heart.
YibbleGuy:
o/` "Maybe someday your name will be in insufficient light/ Saying 'Arthur TwoGood Tonight'/ Go, Artie, go! ...."
Gowest:
This isn't Jewish Rye. Der Fuher is going to be pissed!
evetsggod:
what do you think, gromit old boy?
YibbleGuy:
So THAT'S how they artifically inseminated Rosie O'Donnell ....
amycamus:
Capable of producing up to 300,000 Big Macs a day.