Indomitus:
He really loves his Johnny-Jump-Up, doesn't he?
BonusSpin:
Every show on the Sci-Fi Network is required to have at least one room strewn with wires and cables.
Halfmech:
"Give us the yogurt raisins, HAL." "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
ribbetfrog:
There was a big silence. Then a big sound. Then a big violence, and all that remained was a giant H.
Buscocharlie:
"Touchdown!" screamed the naked referee.
Buscocharlie:
...one irregular bowl movement at a time.
Forkboy:
Each morning, I look into the mirror, and I say "Self, go out there and kick butt today!" And then the voices in my head say "You need some weapons..."
oldengold:
hello, this is agent oldengold, i'd like to check ur toilet for flesh eating homer simpson toys.
klutzka:
All the alien's wanted was Boston's first album.
RatFacedMike:
All passengers will recieve the flu... FREE!
klutzka:
We guarantee our employee's wont crap in the food supply
HearseLover:
Yes, so much fun, until the ship catches fire or everyone gets sick.