HenryBemis:
Because if we stop making crappy sequels, the terrorists have won.
amycamus:
Buckminster Fuller's early geodesic domes, made out of ordinary rope, were a dismal failure.
CapMidnight:
Enron Executives party down: "Heh! I say, Stan... is that a roll of /employee pension-funds/ in your pocket, or are you merely delighted to /see/ me?!?" "Witty, Daniel... witty!!"
Indomitus:
"And I've been trying to get into movies (cast me) for a while now, and I think I'd do okay (I'm the best), so stop by my place (hot sex) for dinner and we'll talk (bring the whips)."
Ferbher:
Don't you make my hair hit you.
weirdfi:
"Indiana, Jesus is spelled with an 'I'!"
MirandaRamsey:
Say it quickly three times and it's yours to keep
MirandaRamsey:
His insurance company called her insurance company, they settled amicably, they met for drinks, they began dating, they got engaged, he got cold feet but they married anyway...
CrowJunkie:
The Farside Tarot Hotline.
beckett:
"Really once they come in here with a remote jammed that far up their keester there's little we can do for them."
Coakley:
"Hey, how did you get in here? Cher is very selective about who tapes us working on her!"
Coakley:
"Look at this brain. See, it won't die!"