geekenstien:
the oil refinery plant woundn't let tom work becuase he wasn't "oily" enough
Indomitus:
This scene lit by... accident.
Indomitus:
"So why'd you call it prod.scifi.com?" "Bend over and I'll show you."
Indomitus:
*sniff* "You smell like pie."
Indomitus:
...and before long Billy-Bob had realized his lifelong ambition of running the best damned Sunglass Hut in the city.
BenSteinsCharisma:
Reports comfirm that, Louis Armstrong is alive and well and playing at middle schools all across the Pan Handle
mikesocksy:
SciFi now brings you.. on WIDESCREEN- Bob Jones's Colonoscopy!
Indomitus:
"Gopher!" *blam* (local humor)
BenSteinsCharisma:
"Great SCOTT where am I !??"
Mubooboo:
"...and this is your vision on acid."
Dankerella:
Come on, dammit, I saw a tit, I know it. Fuck this horizontal hold dial!
CarlosPkL:
"Yes sir, I am excellent banjo player... oh yes sir- i hate black people- can i join louisiana yet?"