Fuquad:
Today in the News: October 30 has been declared "National Sexy Women Take Off Their Clothes" Day!
MrZyzyk:
"I fell asleep in the tanning booth."
Indomitus:
"I am the Ghost of Acid Trips Past..."
SweetBasil:
Everyone who wants a beating, raise your hand like this...
AMCrulz:
What do you mean you can't let us in?! I'm McGuyver, dammit!!!
Fuquad:
Time Warner: We WILL own you!
cyoungdahl:
Is the fabulous 5 piece Broyhill bedroom set behind chin number one, chin number two, or chin number three?
Purina_Hermit_Chow:
This happens EVERY time I go into a restaurant: bad clams, customer complaint, courtmartial, death by flambe squad.
Indomitus:
According to this map, the nearest restroom is right next to my left ventricle.
Indomitus:
This nothingness was recorded in Dolby Digital Surround.
g0d:
you.. you think I dress to match my car? Nah, how silly.
Sesvee:
Why, yes, I *do* have a lovily bunch of coconuts.. there they are, standing in a row! Big ones, small ones..