porpoise:
Capping a Jiffy Lube infomercial. Weeeeeee.
porpoise:
Code Blew. Room 203. Code Blew.
Homes610:
NURSE, come quick, my ass itches again
Vaya:
It slices! It dices! It amputates!
hapshetsut:
"So, in conclusion, if you're not good little boys and girls you will go to hell and roast forever, not unlike this tasty chicken breast."
hapshetsut:
You know, they shouldn't post the combination to the lock right there on the gate.
skyhawk505:
no, no, the jacket we want is the ones that don't have holes in the end of the sleeves
LiannaSky9:
You are now entering the SciFi Channel compound: NO TALENT BEYOND THIS POINT.
Indomitus:
That's a distinct "I'm-starving-and-you're- a-chocolate-cake" look in her eyes.
Nyssa23:
The password is, "Things that are funny floating"
DiscoBoy:
11 p.m. -- Death From Above. But you'll enjoy it, trust us.
Fruitcake_Man:
Is that gum? well, I hope you brought enough for everyone.