JohnnyRyall:
SciFi.com NOTICE: Due to scheduled apathy and the fact that we couldn't care less for Cappers, this screen will remain... FOREVER.
bobby_tuesday:
Vending machines magnified x1000
723:
Now I know what it's like to sit in a broken spaceship, looking out the window at the same stupid yellow planet, and having to eat my right arm for sustanence.
CrowJunkie:
It's just like that scene in Lady and the Tramp, except with fiber optic wire.
Kevin_Murphy_Jr:
"Psst! Hey--you're supposed to take the dive in this round, what'r you doin' man?!" "I got my pride junior!"
Indomitus:
Very brave, taking on a Copy/Fax/Scanner/Printer by yourself, robot. But stupid.
Kevin_Murphy_Jr:
"Hello-I am TBot359-I have have received an 'EU Energy Rating' decal because of my efficiency--" *THWACK!!*--"*-And the winner is Gorebot!*"
Indomitus:
Number 5 didn't even make the Final Four? It's fixed, I tell ya!
Fisk:
Look dad, this time I only lost two fingers!
Fisk:
Now this bot here was rigged with a dildo to destroy and pleasure at the same time.
Indomitus:
"I built it out of a plastic wagon and a radio control car. It goes straight forward and turns in reverse."
Indomitus:
"Mommy? What are those robots doing?"