gleeb:
Whole, skim, buttermilk. Dammit, where's the farging milk of human kindness?
RGrant:
Hello, operator? I just had a communist-like thought. Please alert Senator McCarthy.
screaming_fist:
Things were much higher back then. Like morals, and pants.
RGrant:
Yes, blow it back to God, Jones.
atomic_phish:
"Someone order an Ark of the Covenant?"
RGrant:
Congratulation on your purchase of the Ark of the Covenant. Please fill it out the enclosed registration and mail it immediately to: God, P.O. Box 001
GersonK:
If you're corpulent and you know it, clap your hands
stareater:
...oO( Hmmmmm....with a little batter and some ranch dressing, I could eat her too! )Oo...
stareater:
"I challenge you to a duel! Winner gets the last Boston creme."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Meanwhile at the Capper House. "HEY, who moved the goat skull?"
GersonK:
"I can out-stately that punk Wayne Manor any day!"
GersonK:
"And then I built another one. It burned down, collapsed, then fell into the swamp."