Buffoon:
"Nice chest." "It's an antique." "It's held up well then." "That's my bra that does that part." "Huh?"
HenryBemis:
"I was just admiring... your hutch." "I see, Mr. Bond, writers ran out of euphymisms, did they?"
Villain:
Rather than make love, Bond had an affinity for the Franklin Mint
Tommys_Dad:
"I wasn't stealing silverware."
Buffoon:
"What is a Chinese coward, Alex?" <DING!> "Correct!" "Great! I'll take 'Things Only The French Are Drunk Enough To Eat' for $800 please!"
Indomitus:
It's either waves floating across the sky, or clouds breaking against the shore. Not sure which.
Buffoon:
"Here at the Church of the Immaculate Crazy Straw..."
Indomitus:
.oO(Must keep my calm. Can't make any wrong moves. Those Cinci cows are man-eaters."
HenryBemis:
"Welp, I've already downed a fifth of gin, and that still hasn't gotten the stain out of my pants."
JAUSTRALIS:
..'yeah... well... as you all know... I'M A LAWYER.'
Mr_Bad_Movie:
The Taliban have Crocodile Dundee!!!
Thirteener:
Sci-Fi Channel special effects on a budget: Out of focus and in low light, a melted GI Joe head does look kind of like a Martian warhead factory.