rickubis:
As a batchelor type, I like to cruise for foxses in my tight slacks which give me great bulges.
Agent_Moldy:
It's only 'supreme' because they added tomatoes and sour cream.
God:
Bob paced for hours trying to figure out the capper's obssession with the word "vaguely".
God:
Tonight on "COPS" we'll vaguely chase a car thief. Vaguely, that is.
gleeb:
The meal ended badly when John started exchanging gunfire with the headwaiter.
rickubis:
"So, you agree, then, to an exchange of gunfire?" "Well, this is all so civilized, isn't it? Yes, yes, of course."
JAUSTDIVORCED!!!:
...and today in the news..giant purple Mike-n-Ike's fell from the sky killing thousands in Utah... no one cared...
EnochF:
It's 10 o'clock. Time for the woman standing on top of your television to explode.
EnochF:
Choad Descending Staircase
UnReality:
"Bitch!" "Slut!" "Skank!" "Whore!" "I love you, too, Mom!"
UpSky2:
Wants to be a Bond girl. Like that German one, what was her name...
gleeb:
Fools! The Susan Dey look is the one that gets attention!