GizM:
Because no one's ever found the nuggets of a chicken.
cambria36:
Officer Buzz kept his radar fixed on the blue pick-up. He knew, sooner or later, it would move.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Oh sure.. that's an effective speedtrap... cop stands in the middle of the freakin road with a radar gun...
UpSky2:
"Hello?" "Yes." "I'm injured." "Tough... I mean, good luck, sucker." [*click*]
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Hello ? Injury helpline ? Yes. I'm calling because your commercial caused me sufficient personal injury. Just watching two minutes of it has scarred me for life...
wd40:
I'm a greemleen, from the kreemleen...
NurseNoir:
"Go fuck thyself, beardless unbeliever!" "You know I love it when you talk like that, Johann!"
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Meanwhile back at Caption This.... "Hey! I think I see something!! You have a flashlight?" "No!" "Dam !! Ow!!!" "What?" "Stubbed my damn toe!"
NurseNoir:
EXTREEEEEME carriage stunt-driving!
Mr_Bad_Movie:
..and if you look really closely, you can barely make out the distinctive markings of the extremely elusive jackalope..
wd40:
When hunting with toddlers, be sure they are trained to point, never to approach...
Mr_Bad_Movie:
No sir! I havn't seen any Arks of the Covenant or Temples of Doom around here.