lil_dazetilxmas:
President and Mrs. Bush at home, reading the Communist Manifest... what the hell?
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
"Lissen honey- Mr Fantastic is wrapping himself around Doctor Doom!" "That's great Honey- Kinsey says there's a thirty percent chance you've slept with a man..."
lil_dazetilxmas:
"I dunno honey, I seem to have a little swelling from where you hit me with the blackjack..."
Granty_Claus:
Just then, Dean Rusk was hit by a labor union poison dart...
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
"Honey, I 'm getting this terrible tooth-ache." "Oh dear, I do hope you're not a Bolshevik..."
teambanzai:
Hickey? Oh no no dear I burned my neck with a curling iron.
Gowest-X:
and Poppa bear said, "Somebodies been smokin from my crack pipe...
Granty_Claus:
Oh. Can I choose more than one?
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
"Yep, I remember a time when you could get pipe tabacco for a nickel a pound, and women let you ride around on their backs like the pony express."
teambanzai:
Hey, hey when did McDonalds add this to the menu?
adsinfini-barum-a-tum-tumm:
Hurry Hurry to Sears all day Implant Sale. New and used colagen and saline implants for prices so low we can't print 'em!
Gowest-X:
liver, spleen, Gizzard intestine, yes Colon too.