UnReindeerality:
"And I thrust my boobies thusly..."
adsinfinitum:
"And who do you think wrote this comic book? Could it be... oh, I don't know... SATAN? Says right there- Satan Lee Presents..."
falalalalavio:
What's the combination to this thing!?
adsinfinitum:
"Alright Jones...approaching rendevous point. We'll regroup at 22:00 hours. Got that Jones? Jones?" "WHEEEEEEEE!"
UnReindeerality:
"That golden ticket's gotta be in here somewhere!"
goldspiderduck:
Extra, Extra! Local Farmers Crossbreed Goat, Chia Pet!
UnReindeerality:
"No, Susie. Radiation only kills bad people."
adsinfinitum:
"Our Valiant Young Death Dispensing Angels of Carnage..."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
What they didn't tell you in history class is how the soldiers actually took a nap before storming the shores of Normandy...
goldspiderduck:
Every spring, accountants crawl onto the white sand to lay their eggs before returning to the watery depths.
falalalalavio:
Ted Kennedy's lawn
adsinfit-barum-a-tum-tum:
Little Billy used to love to scour the tide pools collecting molluscs, shells, dead marines...