ArchHallJr:
"I don't mind tellin' ya, it hurt like hell but my hand was damn good eatin'!"
teambanzai:
You know Igor if you keep eating your hand you won't be hungry for dinner.
Mr_Grant:
Except with wheels and upholstery.
JohnSteed:
She's being stalked by a Rock em' Sock em' Robot!
Generik:
"I found her outside the orphanage. Can I keep her? At least until I throw her down the well?"
ArchHallJr:
The NAMBLA welcome wagon greets Frankie with a care package...
Indomitus:
Don't you hate it when you're out streaking in an Eastern European country and it starts storming and a big lightning bolt comes down and hits you in the ass and sends you flying into a big rock wall?
y_u_i_otta:
Discount laser eye surgery. Cash only.
sanspants:
"when i was younger, my brother used to fly me like a kite, yes?"
ArtMystery:
...And starts dating that flu you had that you were sort of enamored with.
Billy_Zoom:
"If one--I mean ONE--of you guys say, 'Houston, we have a problem.' I will chainsaw you in half...."
gleeb:
You may be hairier than me, but I'm more grizzled.