IMiss:
Wei Low seems to be losing in the Nipple Rightning Lound
screaming_fist:
"Captain, the Andoreans have beamed aboard a token of their esteem. And it's still steaming."
EireCat:
Jessica Fletcher solves murder on the Enterprise. Next on 'Cross-overs from Hell'.
Coakley:
In this version, Han ducks under the table to shoot at Greedo. Which is still better than Greedo shooting first.
144b:
Still looking for a white Bronco.
Indomitus:
"Dad? I got a date tonight. Can I borrow the penis?"
Indomitus:
"He said no."
JAUSTRALIS:
sorry Lucy.. looks like dad's using his tonight.. we'll have to use yours..
The_Gray_Zombie:
Son, if you don't stop with the penis jokes, I'm going to tell about the time that Cooter, Luke and me fixed Boss Hogg real good
Agent_Moldy:
"You *will* be home by ten, and no, you may NOT have the keys to the General Lee!"
shanky:
"So, you have no idea who wrote *Penis Lover* on the General Lee?"
Hostile_Lumpen_Mesomorph:
Captions were first mass-produced by Johann Gutenberg in 1509. His first effort? "I'm sorry; this isn't funny WITH printing."