Bloodsucking_Beast:
"And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly...for a white guy"
Indomitus:
"The name's Shovel. Spade Shovel. I'm a private eye, and I like what I do."
Indomitus:
"...I could tell right away the guy wasn't all there. Like he'd been hitting the Minbari cough medicine a bit too much. Still, I needed answers..."
Indomitus:
"...He looked like the south end of a north-bound Minerian swamp beast. Smelled like trouble. Among other things..."
Icehouseman:
You were right, Captain, that was a big bug. Good thing you drowned it in bug spray before it attacked.
sickcat:
Luke.... L-U-K-E... use the stairs Luke.
Erik_Dressel:
"My name is Osama Bin.... Errrr..... Joe Smith"
deadparrot:
.oO(Damn it, stepped in Narn doodie.)
shanky:
"I'm a sad panda."
servoinorbit:
OK, now all we need is something vague and borrowed, something vague and old, something vague and new...
gleeb:
Old cinematographers never die. They just get grainier and grainier until people just assume they're outtakes from the Zapruder film
sickcat:
And when Zork looked through his microscope, he saw an assortment of hitherto undiscovered lower-life forms.