JorentheCole:
"Well, 'Austin Powers''s "mojo" was already taken, so we have Alan Greenspans."
soth:
"Tampons?? On the ceiling??"
Loodvig:
"What the hell?....... Honey! Call the exterminator. We're infested with Jennicams."
Lanzman:
Palm County, Florida, assembles all of its voters in one place for a group smack upside the head.
Meldrick:
"OK sir, put it in neutral, close up the windows, and be sure your radio antenna-"SNAP" -is down... D'oh!"
Meldrick:
About now, little Mary has second thoughts about mixing LSD and paint thinner with her Flinstone's Chewables.
cscott:
SciFi presents our exclusive WideWideFreakinWideScreen[tm] presentation...
rickubis:
You have chosen to follow the path of crime. I, Thermal Underwear Man, will urinate freely on your ferns until you surrender.
cscott:
Sadly, the "Just say Maybe Later to Drugs" adverts were a total failure...
SooSoo:
Sunshine on my shoulder makes me happyyyyyyyyyy
Loodvig:
"Push the button Frank." *bonk*
nickman102:
My husband's pregnant, everybody please move, he's gonna have a babay