Indomitus:
Sometimes, just for old time's sake, he dumps his own books.
mistie406:
Sometimes out of habit, young Jules steals his own lunch money and stuffs himself inside a locker.
Lyme:
"Purty gurl have nice boobies."
DangerKitty:
"Ok, if you're really dead, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Randal_Flagg:
Well, it looks like he got his motor running. And he headed down the highway. I'll bet he's looking for adventure, or whatever comes his way.
Indomitus:
I'll see you $500 and raise you one grizzled unbathed bum.
HoneyT:
(singing) Gotta booger on my finger and I can't get it off...
psychomorph:
What if you had a Universe at the tip of your finger...? *SMOOOSH*
HoneyT:
And when you're not here, then we'll have to kill you.
WookieeMonster:
I mean it... I really can't believe you people are buying this shit! I'm flabbergasted.
max_mallon:
As part of the new medical plan, every terminal patient recieves one free hug by a complete stranger.
snooperboy:
Awe! Great! He ran over the words! Now, I can't read it!