supercracker100:
"buy our new collection, SONGS PLAYED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN HELL not available in stores"
Indomitus:
Way to Get Your Ass Kicked #234: Dance around the gym like a flaming poof.
TVs_Neal:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the musical stylings of Nelson."
Beedo:
And now, Number 4, The Olive. The Olive.
Generik:
"You got yeast infection on my erectile dysfunction!" "You got erectile dysfunction in my yeast infection!" Two great... uh... oh, forget it.
Buffoon:
"No... I had my hymen artificially reattached. I'm an Abridged Virgin."
SadieHawk:
This birthday party spanking machine has gotten waaaaaaay out of hand.
TheDiva:
He's sure to make Torturer of the Month with this project...
Beedo:
Gang bang!
Generik:
Vivid Video presents "The Princess and the Pee," in which a member of the royal family showers her subjects with gold. Or something like that.
Buffoon:
Not many know this, but after the fifteenth bottle of wine, when it came time to split the check, things at the Last Supper got really ugly.
TVs_Neal:
"Hi Ed. You know it's lonely since the monkeys have left me."