AnyChan:
Where are the dogs? Aren't there supposed to be dogs?
TSEliot:
Jamie Lee Coitus stars in "A Rear and Pleasant Danger," next on the Spice Channel.
Plastic_Duck:
The helpful police captain Xavier Onassis (say it out loud, it's funnier)
sanspants:
uh-oh. lassie pushed timmy down the well again.
JiffySquid:
Andy Rooney IS Ernest Hemingway. "Don't ya just hate it when you're running with the bulls in Pamplona and you get crap on your shoes? I hate that."
Torgone:
My left nipple ring itches. Over.
Artanas:
"He went, that a-way"
sanspants:
"yank my pin and blow me. over."
servoinorbit:
What you are about to see is real. Real shitty. No clue is given to John Edward, and it'll be a cold day in hell before he comes up with one on his own.
servoinorbit:
John, my hairstylist died two weeks ago, and he was the only one who knew how to make me not look like David Coverdale.
servoinorbit:
In ancient wisconsin, samurai were forced to commit Harry Carray if they disobeyed their lord or rooted for someone other than the Packers
Mr_Grant:
Unlimited? I think they mean 'until you run out of money.'