Beedo:
Tired? Bored? Listless? Female? Try Vitamin Beedo. Take a sniff, pull it out, the taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth.
Beedo:
"All is strange and vague." "Are we dead?" "Or is this Ohio?"
amycamus:
[reading]: "Hmm... 'Bush Guts Health Care - Replaces It With Faith-Based Healing System'..."
lil_amish_boy:
Foreplay to eventual weezer greasing (I am sure this phrase is dirty, i just don't know how, exactly)
amycamus:
"I just love these quiet nights alone together, pulling spittle out of the insides of each other's mouths..."
lil_amish_boy:
Eventually, President Dubya whittles the EPA down to these two guys.
Raven_Poe:
able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, able to outrun a nun with a yard stick...
g3n0me:
thats funny... it wasnt crooked yesterday...
cambria36:
I knew I should-a turned on the light. I think I'm pissing in the goldfish bowl.
Mistress_Neko:
note to self- do not leave lunch in the specimen fridge again *shivers*
MrAtomik:
sick Johnson, why don't you keep your lunch in the breakroom instead of the specimen fridge?
MrAtomik:
she's faster than a greased wheezer