maamaaf:
...in that all the trucks do is sit there and weigh several hundred pounds
E_B_A:
"Am I not a tea pot? Am I not short and stout? Doth thy not see mine handle and mine spout!?"
HenryBemis:
Leprechauns 1-3 don't count, Scifi.
UnReality:
"Okay, if it doesn't open in the *next* twelve hours, then we start yelling, agreed?"
UnReality:
"Burns like a motherfucking riot."
sanspants:
dude! busted wanking off to page 742 of webster's dictionary! not cool!
Artanas:
Tonight's special guest molester, Optimus Prime!
TravisBickle:
But aren't coat hangers 100% accurate?... I'm gonna burn for that one aren't I?
Xylorjax:
"...and with a quick >SNIP<, he's all cured." "Doctor! This man won't survive without a liver!" "Nonsense. His nose didn't light up. He'll be fine."
Occupant:
"It's his pancreas!" "It's his gall bladder!" "Pancreas!" "Gall bladder" "Bitch!" "Slut!"
JediClone:
Joe Bob. Sagitarius. Enjoys plungers. A lot. Did we mention he likes plungers?
sanspants:
and he thought she was going to swallow